Cake is not the issue here.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

Yes it is" Eragon said before his courage left him "just like you

If you're looking to get silly, you better go back to from where you came. because the cops don't need you and man they expect the same.

Don't take a giant leap to make your life better. Just enjoy every minute of your life.

After being in captivity for so long, I can't begin to describe how wonderful it feels to be home in Canada.

The thing that makes our friendships so short and changeable is that the qualities and dispositions of the soul are very hard to know, and those of the understanding and wit very easy.

I was taught from a young age that as a teacher, especially a male, you are to never be alone with a female, or even a male student.

Where do you think all these attacks on conservative media are coming from? They're not coming from the Democrats exclusively.

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

Style is a very simple matter; it is all rhythm. Once you get that, you can't use the wrong words.

Sometimes paranoia's just having all the facts.