California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity

A person's integrity develops early in life. Once formed, it is difficult to alter, change, or improve.

There's a point, around the age of twenty, when you have to choose whether to be like everybody else the rest of your life, or to make a virtue of your peculiarities.

If rhetoric study was the military, grammar teachers would be the drill sergeants.

Dan Rather is guilty of not being skeptical enough about a story that was politically loaded.

I won't be happy unless I finish Lyoto Machida.

As the saying goes, I want to be the best-looking corpse there is.

The part that I felt most comfortable with going in was just working with actors and trying to make them feel comfortable and safe so they could find the performance. That part felt organic to me.

By 1960 work will be limited to three hours a day.