Call it a clan call it a network call it a tribe call it a family: Whatever you call it whoever you are you need one.

It's better to oversleep and miss the boat than get up early and sink.

A rainy day is like a lovely gift -- you can sleep late and not feel guilty.

I'm not lazy. I'm just really gifted, only instead of being good at music or math I'm good at sleeping late.

When you fall asleep after a big lunch you're really just saving up energy to work off all the calories later on.

I think best in a hot bath, with my head tilted back and my feet up high.

You can't run from feelings, Charity. You have to face them. Otherwise your future will look just like your past.

A massage is just like a movie, really relaxing and a total escape, except in a massage you're the star. And you don't miss anything by falling asleep!

I have lived my life in the slipstream of experience

Holidays were invented so single women could overeat without feeling guilty.

Laughter is just like champagne -- only without the headache afterwards.

Time is the father of truth, its mother is our mind.

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.

I'm suggesting that, ironically, the secret to becoming a world 'hyperpower' is tolerance. If you look at history, you see great powers being very tolerant in their rise to global dominance.

The only way to keep a broken vessel full is to keep it always under the tap.

Know yourself, like yourself, be yourself.

I think my first instrument was a ukulele that they gave me. I used to know how to play that pretty well.

President Obama’s approval ratings are so low now, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the United States.

When writing becomes too dominant, it gets leached of its own power. We spend more and more time writing and we have less and less to write about.

We are designed for Giving

books are brain food. If every American would purchase the equivalent of his weight in books each year, this country would be a different place.