Call me Richard. That’s my real name. Call me that.

People who try hard to do the right thing always seem mad.

The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want for nothing. He makes me lie down in the green pastures. He greases up my head with oil. He gives me kung-fu in the face of my enemies. Amen

The thought process can never be complete without articulation.

And when there are enough outsiders together in one place, a mystic osmosis takes place and you're inside.

It's hard enough for a person to keep their own socks pulled up, let alone someone else's.

She couldn't be on his wavelength all the time. That's all. When you could recognize that and deal with it, you were on your way to an adult relationship.

Your first impulse is to share good news, your second is to club someone with it.

You couldn't not like someone who liked the guitar.

His name is Legion. He is the king of nowhere.

Nobody likes to see a stupid guy wise up.

Those who are happiest are those who do the most for others.

The greatest effects we have on the world are the ones we can never see.

Halloween is the only day I can dress up like a hot Latina woman with a beer belly.

You can look anywhere and find inspiration.

I observed a thousand acts of courage, compassion and love [as a POW] and I will always treasure that memory above all others.

Insecurity is failing the American people miserably.

The fact is, I have a great home and I like to have people come up. I meet enough people just doing my grocery shopping; I don't need to go out and meet any more people.

I need to start caring about myself if I'm going to be a proper father.

The servant may not look to be in better case than his master.

I am sure that inspiration will strike multiple times - it always does.