Call me crazy, but there's just something cheering about seeing huge raptors tear into Eraser flesh.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

Power doesn't equal worth. Wisdom is a far greater virtue.

JFK had a way of grabbing grandeur from mishap.

Morning birdsong filled the room. For all his high opinion of birds, privileged among God's creatures, still, deep in his heart, the Emperor did not trust them, just as he did not trust artists.

Pure truth like pure gold has been found unfit for circulation because men have discovered that it is far more convenient to adulterate the truth than to refine themselves.

The great masses of the people will more easily fall victims to a big lie than to a small one.

First Rule of Acting: Whatever happens, look as if it were intended.

I don't mind anything that's written about me, as long as it's not true.

There is but one stage for the peasant and the actor.

Even if you assume presidents were democratically elected they still have no right to keep secrets from the American people.

You have to have a lot of kids.