Call on God but row away from the rocks.

when you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. live your life in such a way that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice.

Listen or thy tongue will keep thee deaf.

There is no chance for old fools.

In the world today, a young lady who does not have a college education just is not educated.

You know that show 'Teen Mom'? Or if you're from the South, 'Mom.

Those authors who appear sometimes to forget they are writers, and remember they are men, will be our favorites.

I don't know what imagination is, if not an unpruned, tangled kind of memory.

You don't have many suspects who are innocent of a crime. That's contradictory. If a person is innocent of a crime, then he is not a suspect.

Making cartoons means very hard work at every step of the way, but creating a successful cartoon character is the hardest work of all.

The arrows are from her dowry.

This is the great evil in wine, it first seizes the feet; it is a cunning wrestler. [Lat., Magnum hoc vitium vino est, Pedes captat primum; luctator dolosu est.]

People never leave a sinking ship until they see the lights of another ship approaching.

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