Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?" Television: "...it means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

Science is what we have learned about how to keep from fooling ourselves.

My heart was a little bit broken, but I still had to go to school. I buttoned my dress shirt over it and my winter coat, too. I hoped it didn't show too much.

There are so many young women in film school right now, and it's just about foreign sales companies, domestic sales companies agreeing to finance films directed by and starring women.

Our achievements are generally limited only by the beliefs we impose on ourselves.

A farmer is dependent on too many things outside his control; it makes for modesty.

In our willingness to step into the unknown, we surrender ourselves to the creative mind that orchestrates the dance of the universe.

As a father of five, I sometimes feel I've spent a lifetime watching Disney musicals.

There have been openings, but I have not interviewed for any jobs, nor do I want to right now.

One service to need heals an ancient wound.

To disparage the dictate of reason is equivalent to contemning the command of God.