Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

I am ever a gentle maiden, " she shouted. "Damn if I'm not.

There are no names that do not desire fame because we come from God.

Where am I?” you ask. Where you are is where the things you’ve denied worshipping have taken you.

I don't like being famous - it is like a prison. And driving for Ferrari would make it far worse.

A bridge is a meeting place . . . a possibility, a metaphor.

Truth is the band of union and the basis of human happiness. Without this virtue there is no reliance upon language, no confidence in friendship, no security in promises and oaths.

I've had my body manipulated so many different times for so many different reasons, whether it's paparazzi photographers or for film posters.

Inner life is Divine.

They (voters) want to know what's the truth. They're not interested in a chameleon.

I had a very curly perm in the '80s, thanks to the 'Way You Make Me Feel' Michael Jackson video. I liked the girl in it.