Calvin: Medically speaking:. That's love?!?..... Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

Love isn't about what you do for me. Love for me is where I see myself in relation to you.

The only thing that gets in the way of our plans and objectives is fate. It has its own path for you whether it's fair or unjust.

Sometimes I look at my own movies

The race of man, while sheep in credulity, are wolves for conformity.

When the public doesn't want me any longer, I'll quit.

Remember I'm an artist. And you know what that means in a court of law. Next worst to an actress

Tomorrow. The word hangs in the air for a moment, both a promise and a threat. Then it floats away like a paper boat, taken from her by the water licking at her ankles.

Life sweeps you up. Some people resist a lot. I probably haven't resisted very much.

It is as though nature must needs make men narrow in order to give them force.

My own experience has been that the tools I need for my trade are paper, tobacco, food, and a little whisky.