Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?

I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.

I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.

I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.-Calvin

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long.

Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse.

What is life, without someone to share with?

I do not believe that defending traditional marriage between one man and one woman excludes anybody or usurps anybody's civil rights and denies anybody their civil rights.

I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.

We have taken plants from the capitalist system where the most important thing was to produce, especially in Cuba.

Why did you do all this for me?' he asked. 'I don't deserve it. I've never done anything for you.' 'You have been my friend,' replied Charlotte. 'That in itself is a tremendous thing.

Our mountains will always be, our rivers will always be, our people will always be, The American invaders defeated, we will rebuild our land ten times more beautiful.

Forgive everybody but yourself.

This is no science, this is art, where equations fall away to elements like resolving chords, and where always prevails a symmetry either explicit or multiplex, but always of a crystalline serenity.

I grew up doing martial arts, and it's one of these things where I always kind of liked acting, but I was never real serious about it.

He only is exempt from failures who makes no efforts.