Can I request another peer guide, One who isn't so happy to be at school at 7:30 a.m.?

Fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class - Hope your surgery went well!

Daddy, What's the horizontal tango?

dear kiara, The women in the shop told me that yellow rose represents friendship and red rose shows love. And the rosery is the only thing i own that i care for, its yours i'm yours C

Okay, seriously, I dont know if this is true or not, but I heard people who use profanity are trying to compensate for their lack of you know... size" -Tuck

And while my mind is telling me I'm flirting with her just to prove a point, my body wants to play "you show me your perky privates and I'll show you mine.

Consider me your candy stripper... I mean striper.

Tofu tacos are not Mexican. I think putting tofu on anything and calling it Mexican is an insult to my people.

Do I hear a challenge?” she whispers, “Oh, Carlos. You know I can’t resist a challenge.

Look at me, chica." When she does, I repeat, "Eres hermosa.""What does it mean?""You're beautiful.

Hey, Carlos, " the Professor says when he walks in. "How was REACH?""It sucked.""Can you be more specific?" my guardian asks."It really sucked, " I elaborate, sarcasm dripping from every word.

The biggest game you will ever play is the game in your mind. Master your mind, master your world.

Trust Him in the Deep Waters! ~Jessica R. Patch author of Deep Waters.

Cities have distinct personalities. It's a matter of knowing it.

A successful man cannot realize how hard an unsuccessful man finds life.

Spiritual growth requires the development of inner knowing and inner authority. It requires the heart, not the intellect.

The world is out there, but descriptions of the world are not.

The great successful men of the world have used their imaginations.

I am so sick of reading about another car bomb, another suicide bomber, another 10, 20, 30, 70, 100 people dead in a day, both Americans and Iraqis.

We simply assume that the way we see things is the way they really are or the way they should be. And our attitudes and behaviors grow out of these assumptions.

English fiction was something I loved growing up, and it changed my life - it changed the trajectory of my life.