Can I take advantage of you in the limo?” His eyes laughed at me. “By all means, angel mine.

If souls could be mated with wishes, ours would be inextricably entwined.

Oh, Eva." He rubbed his cheek against my damp face. "I must've wished for you so hard and so often you had no choice but to come true.

As a writer, it's disheartening to write books that you pour your soul into and not have them distributed widely enough to find their audience.

Day One of my life was the day I met you.

Angel, a crowd of millions couldn’t hide you from me. I found you once. I’ll always find you.

Romance isn't in my repertoire, Eva. But a thousand ways to make you come are. Let me show you.

People get over love. They can live without it, they can move on. Love can be lost and found again. But that won't happen for me. I won't survive you, Eva.

I want you too much. I want you with me, in my life, in my bed. If i can have that, nothing else matters.

You’re the greatest risk I’ve ever taken.” His pressed his lips gently to mine. “And the greatest reward.

I can't go long without you either, Eva. You're an addiction...my obsession.

What is sometimes thought to be clever is, significantly often, merely an advanced form of foolishness.

Anger, used, does not destroy. Hatred does.

Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people

I'm just funnier when I'm drunk. Not falling-down drunk, just drunk enough to lose the self-doubt.

I believe I'm a middle-of-the-order hitter capable of driving in runs. If I stay healthy, I'll get back to that level.

But let's not speak of what might have been. Let us speak instead of what is. You are whole.

If your descent is from heroic sires, Show in your life a remnant of their fires.

There's too many people in seats of power who just haven't got a clue what they're doing. They're bean counters, and it just pisses me off because consequently our kids go to see this crap movie.

Six months go by very quickly when you're a genius.

Today the outlandish becomes routine overnight. The humorist is trying to say that it's still outlandish.