Can dimples wink? Because I felt like his just did.

Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing to scrub away my shame on his washboard abs.

You're kind of... distracting.Am I?Yes. In the best way.

When you feel someone else's pain and joy as powerfully as if it were your own, then you know you really loved them.

Income from labor [in the United States] is about as unequally distributed as has ever been observed anywhere.

Before we set our hearts too much upon anything, let us examine how happy they are, who already possess it.

A few drinks later you're not so choosy when the closing lights strip off the shadows on this strange new flesh you've found.

At the end of the day we're all spirits having a physical experience.

There are few things more disconcerting than realizing the first date you thought went so well was in fact a dud.

When anger spreads through the breath, guard thy tongue from barking idly.

When I was 14, I was the oldest I ever was. I've been getting younger ever since.

He comes off a little like Practical Pig in The Three Little Pigs.

Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positive, it'll take their breath away.