Can love and peace live in the same heart? Youth is unhappy because it is faced with this terrible choice; love without peace, or peace without love.

Where love is concerned, too much is not even enough.

As long as I don't write about the government, religion, politics, and other institutions, I am free to print anything.

Without the freedom to criticize, there is no true praise.

Plays, gentlemen, are to their authors what children are to women: they cost more pain than they give pleasure.

To obtain a woman who loves you, you must treat her as if she didn't.

It is by no means necessary to understand things to speak confidently about them.

Honest men love women; those who deceive them adore them.

To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness.

If a thing isn't worth saying, you sing it.

Vilify! Vilify! Some of it will always stick.

Very often ambition and entrepreneurial drive, in combination, beat brilliance.

When we first wake up every morning, there’s a calm in our minds. The challenge is to keep it there all day.

Home is the grandest of all institutions.

I want doctors to treat toward health and not treat toward disease.

You can be sorry you aren't perfect, but never be sorry for being yourself.

There is no shortcut to life. To the end of our days, life is a lesson imperfectly learned.

Money brings honor, friends, conquest, and realms.

One of the rummy things about Jeeves is that, unless you watch like a hawk, you very seldom see him come into a room.

Fair or foul the lot apportioned life on earth, we bear alike.

From warriors ravens grew red And with their leader a host attacked.