Can't get around the old minimum wage, Mortimer.

My whole thing is to entertain, make people laugh and to forget about the real world for awhile.

We must come to the point where we realize the concept of race is a false one. There is only one race, the human race.

We have the most beautiful planet - the Rockies, the purple fields of the United States, the Lake District, the Pyrenees, the turquoise seas of the tropics.

You do not need a therapist if you own a motorcycle, any kind of motorcycle!

I believe that if a man dies with a single penny still sitting in the bank, he's a fool.

Heaven to me is percussion and bass, a screaming guitar and a burbling Hammond B-3 organ. It's a soup I love being immersed in.

I have this kind of mild nice-guy exterior, but inside my heart is like a steel trap.

I had a slight touch of Tourette's, which means you talk to yourself and bark and cry out at night.

I love to come in and play with a wig or glasses or clothes. I love using props. I'm from the Peter Sellers school of trying to prepare for the character.

I am a Spiritualist, a proud wearer of the Spiritualist badge. Mediums and psychic research have gone on for many, many years.

You know when I told you the joke about how a friend will help you move, but a real friend will help you move a body? I was only kidding.

It takes 20 years to build a reputation and 5 minutes to ruin it.

My concern is to help people find out how they could best live their lives to hit the mark almost every single time.

The sun did not shine. It was too wet to play. So we sat in the house. All that cold, cold, wet day.

Quickness is the essence of the war.

For entertainment, a party bears no one in as much as those who are not there. ­

I seldom speak on songs, as in when people ask me for fave songs. I really have only fave parts.

A lie does not consist in the indirect position of words, but in the desire and intention, by false speaking, to deceive and injure your neighbour.

Morals aren't just for when it's easy, Anita. They aren't morals if you throw them aside every time it's convenient.

About 15 years later, I was given all 113 episodes on tape.