Can't punch women in the face!

Do you think pandas know they're Chinese and they're taking the one child policy a bit too seriously?

The thing about crazy people; they don't know they are crazy, that's what make them crazy.

I'm not scared of dying, because I'm an atheist. I won't even know I'm dead. You know why? Because I'll be fùckin' dead.

Christians are like a thirteen year old kid who still believes in Santa.

Here's the thing about people who believe in god... They're idiots.

We have a drinking game in Australia, it's called drinking.

Nobody cares that you're smart and nobody cares that your kids don't have bruises.

God built the world, but he did not know it was round.

I definitely think the formula to making my character seem sweet is to let him act like a jerk, give him a redeeming moment, and have a sweet song playing over the background when it happens.

I've never been the type of guy that had a lot of friends or was part of the cool group.

If you need to know courage then you personally is the courage you discovered by yourself, try harder things and it will show up.

It lies in human nature that where you experience your first laughs, you also remember the age kindly.

I was just a very dark kid. My family was complicated.

London is the sporting capital of the world. I say to the Chinese and I say to the world, ping pong is coming home.

Is there any vanity greater than the vanity of those who believe themselves without it?

If the love of God really reigns in your heart, it will show itself in the exterior.

It is too easy to say 'what if' and paint a picture of a perfect world.

People always seemed to know half of history, and to get it confused with the other half.

Barnes & Noble CEO William Lynch just announced that he is stepping down after three years. When asked if he's looking for a new job, he was like, 'Nah, just browsing.'

To me, women's lib was mainly a white, upper-middle class affair of little use to a reservation Indian woman.