Can’t say what impresses me most about my followers – their good looks, their incredible intellects, or their immunity to cheap flattery.

Journalism is about covering important stories-with a pillow, until they stop moving.

I can't wait until dissent is patriotic again.

Dont bring a candlelight vigil to a gunfight

I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth.

Compared to the typical Zim/Chomsky-spouting grad school clown, a trucker with a screaming eagle hat is a paragon of political nuance.

Think you have a low opinion of government? You should see government's opinion of you!

Let's keep people with weird religious faiths out of government. Especially those who have a weird religious faith IN government.

When it comes to government policy, can we please stop using words like "architect"? Telling people what to do is not a skilled profession.

It will be a great day when taxpayers keep the money they earned and DC has to hold a bake sale to to raise the debt limit.

Apparently, I'm supposed to be more angry about what Mitt Romney does with his money than what Barack Obama does with mine.

Don't Stop Searching Until You Find Creative & Gainful Unemployment

If a man own land the land owns him.

Do not feel lonely on the road of righteousness Because of the fewness of the walkers on it.

Apparently I'm in rehab for intensive partying soooo I'm just going to lay pretty low for a bit and maybe get some frozen yogurt.

I consider myself an inventor, entrepreneur, and author.

Do not envy those who seem to be naturally gifted; it is often a curse, as such types rarely learn the value of diligence and focus, and they pay for this later in life.

Let us not demean or belittle. Rather, let us be compassionate and encouraging.

I feel all shadows of the universe multiplied deep inside my skin.

Tell the Earth how much you care, how beautiful she is, and how much you love her. Ask for her forgiveness for having been so careless.

In making a movie, you're part of a big machine. Even in a small movie there are still so many people involved in the process, and it costs so much money to make.