Can't we be friends?' I hate your guts, Frankovitch' Can't our guts be friends?

Junie B. Jones. The B stands for Beatrice. Except, I don't like Beatrice. I just like B and that's all.

A little glitter can turn your whole day around.

I don't really believe in pretending to be happy when you're not. Mostly I believe that you should burden your friends with your problems.

Even though sometimes you can control your anger, you can't control your sadness.

I was a good kid, but I was just very chatty. Teachers were rarely entertained, but occasionally a child was, which was enough for me. Everything was so urgent. I needed to say it immediately.

I'm not actually sure I'm grown-up enough for grown-up books.

My senior year of high school, I was voted Wittiest. So, several years later, I decided to try my hand at writing humor to see if I could be witty enough to make some money.

I don't even like clowns. Clowns are not normal people.

I find the term perfect child to be an oxymoron.

A stick or a stone only stings for a minute. A name seems to hurt forever.

Only the great warriors fall down from their horses

All suffering is the consequence of a constant quest.

If your daily life seems poor do not blame it blame yourself tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches.

The prayer most pleasing to God is that made for others and particularly for the poor souls. Pray for them, if you want your prayers to bring high interest.

Unlike flying or astral projection, walking through walls is an earthbound pursuit.

Music is enough of an expression that it doesn't really matter what the words are or what language it's in.

Don't undo a brave and noble deed. Don't rob yourself of your own virtue.

Avoid the eye that discovers with rapidity the bad, and is slow to see the good.

If there's a perfect family out there, we're all happy for that family. But most families aren't perfect. Most families are living with some sort of challenge or some sort of difficulty.

It is easier to write an indifferent poem than to understand a good one.