Can't we sleep ten minutes more? I was having a lovely dream about sneezing without covering my mouth, and giving everybody germs.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering.

We don't necessarily stand by our faults every time, but we will always stand by our methodologies and ethos.

Washington's defeat in 1754 was followed by active military preparations on both sides.

I have lived too completely. I think I have known every human emotion.

We are not even close to finishing the basic dream of what the PC can be.

Being a Christian is not a political orientation for the president, but he is a centrist.

Global warming, you don't win it. It's this weird steady-state issue that's going to be with us for a few thousand years.

The greatest adventure is what lies ahead

To eat is human, to digest, divine

Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes.