Can't you see that I'm only advising you to beg yourself not to be so dumb?

It's the old headpiece that makes a man, the rest is all rubbish.

After all, I was once like you are, but being the right sort I got where I am.

So the starry sky turns round like a millstone, always bringing some trouble, and men being born or dying.

Our life has been joined, not by man, but by God. That union can only be severed by a crime, and a crime of that nature brings its own chastisement.

The crazy thing about poetry is how its simplicity makes it complicated.

He can't go five minutes without quoting scripture. It's like biblical Tourettes.

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

And now, of course this is another thing I didn't count on, that now as the governor of the state of California, I am selling California worldwide. You see that? Selling.

A pitcher is only as good as his legs.

I'm doing a very funny show in which we talk about issues. I speak at Aids charities and things. It's great to do something fun with our days and yet we're told we're doing something important.

I am a big believer in women's lib, but I love when a man holds a door for me.

You have to protect yourself, your body, your being. You cannot treat it badly; you have to keep it, make as sensitive as possible

The system didn't screw you. The system revealed you.