Can we drop the pretense of Presidents Day and just call it I needed a long weekend because Valentines Day is garbage

An actor should always let humility outweigh ambition.

You listen to your favorite song just until you're almost getting sick of it, and then it's so fun to rediscover it after a couple of months.

It's cute how I used to think this 'barely holding it together' feeling was temporary.

I feel like if it's not scaring you, you're doing it wrong.

Sometimes I think, I need to think before I speak. And then other times I think, I shouldn't leave the house or interact with people ever.

Sometimes the best part of my day is imagining what I'm gonna eat when I get off work.

I'm the person who wouldn't send back my food even if I got steak when I'd ordered fish.

I rarely get recognised. It's always a shock when someone notices me. I always think they must be confusing me with someone else.

I stole comic books from my brother when I was a kid, but I was never like an avid fan. I can't claim to be like a comic book geek.

When you first saw 'The Truman Show,' did anyone else walk around for the next week not picking your nose just in case?

Living in peace has transformative power!

My character is beyond your every thought, and I'm different from your every character.

People are pretty forgiving when it comes to other people's families. The only family that ever horrifies you is your own.

Brave people add up to an aristocracy. The democracy of thou-shalt-not is bound to be a collection of weak men.

We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to eat and drink.

If you take cranberries and stew them like apple sauce, it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does.

The highest art of professional management requires the literal ability to 'smell' a 'real fact' from all others.

I loved the fact that I was suddenly no longer dependent on whether a store took out an ad in the right place, or on the word on the street.

Hire character. Train skill.

I thought that Mr. Clutter was a very nice gentleman. I thought so right up to the moment that I cut his throat.