Can you feel the steam heat coming from my undercarriage?

There's a Hidden Valley ranch party in my mouth.

But I am weirdly healthy, so I don’t beat myself up about it—it wouldn’t help, and I don’t want to pass that on to my girls.

The environment and support is one of a kind! A zero judgement, safe place to discuss and achieve goals!

I'm doing all sizes. It's a strange thing to stop at a certain size. Women don't, so why should clothes?

Theres nothing like being hugged or held or just anything as simple as that.

What you are about to read are based on true events. It will make you laugh, it will make you cry, and it will break your heart. Don't say I didn't warn you.

We have another chance to navigate, perhaps in a slightly different way than we did yesterday. We cannot go back. But we can learn.

The other day I chanced to meet An angry man upon the street — A man of wrath, a man of war, A man who truculently bore Over his shoulder, like a lance, A banner labeled “Tolerance.

General literature without the humbug, " was the New Yorker's original mission.

Bulldogs are wonderful creatures to include in books. Besides their adorable bulldogishness, they provide the writer with a rare chance to use forms of the verb "snuffle.

Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.

A willing heart is the first step in finding God's will in our lives. We cannot expect God to force us or to plead with us about the calling in our lives.

I'm never there enough to really keep up with what's going on in the Australian film industry. I just try and be part of it as much as I can.

God has put within our lives meanings and possibilities that quite outrun the limits of mortality.

I really do believe that people surprise you. And one of the powerful things about novels is that they're about characters, and those characters live their lives.

Never, ever invest money that you will need prior to three to five years - minimum.