Can you giggle while racing for your life and protecting a six-year-old? I can.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

Yes, it is Europe, from the Atlantic to the Urals, it is Europe, it is the whole of Europe, that will decide the fate of the world.

[Core concepts: Human beings all have souls. Souls are software objects. Software is not immortal.]

Grace is but glory begun, and glory is but grace perfected.

The causes of all panics, crashes and depressions can be summed up in only four words: the misuse of credit.

Human history is work history. The heroes of the people are work heroes.

I have not practiced how to be a singer without an instrument.

How I was brought up and my imaginary friend means more to me than anything you can ever say or do.

Go out by yourself, face the wind, hold up your head and thank God for this gardening year.

The key is really just saying my brain isn't big enough to figure out why everything happens. It would be like an ant trying to understand the internet.

What's the difference between a liberal and a conservative? A liberal will interpret the constitution, a conservative will quote it!