Can you imagine 4,000 years passing, and you're not even a memory? Think about it, friends. It's not just a possibility. It is a certainty.

The reality of what we really are is often times found in the small snips, way down at the bottom of things.

I've met them down in the Cost and Accounting Department, clean-shaven and in white collars. They can't see a damn thing ridiculous about themselves... only about you.

In God we trust; all others pay cash.

I had woven a tapestry of obscenity that as far as I know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.

The hand of fate had dipped into the ragbag of humanity.

A man today never feels so alive as when he is hurtling from one point to another on the azimuth.

Some men are Baptists, others Catholics; my father was an Oldsmobile man.

There are fewer things more thrilling in life than lumpy letters. That rattle.

Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense.

Manhattan cabs are born old.

Regrets begin the moment we're comfortable with settling.

What if half the things ever said / Turned out to be a lie / How will you know the truth / If you were given all the answers / And you stopped to wonder why...

We always do what's natural, only sometimes we shouldn't do it.

Can't act. Can't sing. Slightly bald. Can dance a little.

When you run in the morning, you gain time. It's like stretching 24 hours into 25. You may need less sleep and get up earlier, but if you can get by that, running early seems to expand the day.

It was the perfect moment to tell her. This is my last year. But I couldn’t say it. Not yet. I wanted another minute, another hour, another night of pretending this wasn’t the end.

The last thing we need is Hillarycare. The last thing we need is socialized medicine.

You create opportunities by performing, not complaining

A family is one of nature's solubles; it dissolves in time like salt in rainwater.

Why, there's a wench! Come on, and kiss me, Kate.