Can you really forgive if you can't forget?

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!

Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

As we speed along this endless road to the destination called who we hope to be, I can't help but whine, 'Are we there yet?'.

I don't believe in email. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up.

Follow your instincts and do not let other people's opinion of you become your opinion of yourself.

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?

Balls are to men what purses are to women.

After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot.

People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates - hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar.

I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together - like chocolate and peanut butter.

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.

The Almighty LORD is our strong deliver.

God Provides by divine Power through knowledge of His Promises so that we Participate in divine nature in godliness.

There is an animal joy to being young that you can only appreciate when you are old.

Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first comer.

Prayer is a declaration of dependence upon God.

I don't understand the mentality of a rock fan, being obsessed with two or three songs from 25 years ago. I'm not that kind of a fan.

Data is not useful until it becomes information.

Everyone keeps asking me, What are you doing? I say, Why do I need to do anything? I'm rich.

Their toys are alive and can sometimes come to their aid, or get lost and Olie has to find them. They go to other planets. They go to the ice cream planet.