Can you tell the difference between them?

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

The bastards murdered half my family.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

Silence is exhilarating at first - as noise is - but there is a sweetness to silence outlasting exhilaration, akin to the sweetness of listening and the velvet of sleep

Your busyness cannot stop God's business to save his children.

The smart business person sees an opportunity to generate referrals by collaborating with their competitors.

Money is human happiness in the abstract.

There is a certain perfection in accident which we never consciously attain.

Catherine had never wanted comfort more, and he [Henry] looked as if he was aware of it.

I get more excited about like, "How nice is the piano?" or "How does the room sound?" I don't really see the gear so much anymore.

In life we try to grow and better ourselves. As an artist, I feel like I've grown tremendously.

Failure is a man's inability to reach his goals in life, whatever they may be

I think because I'm not a parent, my most immediate connection to childhood is my memory of my own childhood.