Canadians are generally indistinguishable from Americans and the surest way of telling the two apart is to make the observation to a Canadian.

Someone who doesn’t know if tomorrow will come would rather live every day twice than live it once.

Celebrate your life, this is your only life.

His moral lectureblazed with hate.What could have driven a child that far?

I mistrust all frank and simple people, especially when their stories hold together

Theatre should be a taxing experience: the greatest achievement of a writer is to produce a character who creates anxiety.

If you see a bandwagon, it's too late.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.

You never want to be the whitest-sounding black guy in a room.

Our loving God wills that we eat, drink and be merry.

Sometimes a step forward needs a step back.