Canadians are very well behaved, they don't throw their food.

I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.

Many Texas barbecue fanatics have a strong belief in the beneficial properties of accumulated grease.

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

The shelf life of the average trade book is somewhere between milk and yogurt.

As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.

Perhaps we've time to have a look at the Number Thirty-One bus queue before we turn in.

I'm in favor of liberalizing immigration because of the effect it would have on restaurants. I'd let just about everybody in except the English.

Every good idea sooner or later degenerates into hard work.

Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions.

I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.

To be disciplined is to follow in a good way. To be self disciplined is to follow in a better way.

I know have lived, so many times, that the only thing I have left to remember is my writing, cause every single moment in life it's already written.

Probably the most distinctive characteristic of the successful politician is selective cowardice.

Remember, the storm is a good opportunity for the pine and the cypress to show their strength and their stability.

Cultivation to the mind is as necessary as food to the body.

Two things you need to know about taxes. They've extended the deadline to April 18, and when you write your check, just make it out to China.

My time in Weimar Berlin was the most elegant in my life. I would have parties for a hundred people - writers, scientists, artists.

We need better coordination on the international side, just as they need better and more effective efforts on the Somali side. We have too many reconstruction and development assistance plans.

Today, I am here, tomorrow someone else will be here. Fame and glamour are for a few days, so no one should be over-proud of it.

Doing what's right isn't the problem. It is knowing what's right.