Canadians still spend so much time discussing what it means to be Canadian.

I'm the guy with the good attitude towards menstruation.

I think we carry around the idea of being a Kid in the Hall as part of our identity. It's a big part of how we see ourselves now.

There's something about strip malls that just reeks of my childhood.

In a lot of ways, it was a huge relief, not being a member of a troupe, being able to make your own decisions and kind of live your own life.

NBC is working with a team of astrophysicists to create a new day of the week.

And I met Paul Simms while I was making 'It's Pat', and he later wound up casting me in 'NewsRadio'.

When I was in school, all our history books were American, so we learned American history, not Canadian history.

I like the sitcom, as a structure.

I grew up in the suburbs of Toronto, where everything was in a strip mall.

Really, it's only been since the '70s that Canadians have had any pride in their country.

Family is not limited by blood or marriage. It's limited to love and bond to one another in one's heart

It's about time to see the downfall of the scorecards of who's right and who's wrong. At the end of the day, what's important is that you feel good.

In rivers and bad governments the lightest things swim at top.

I'm not going to lie. I am a psycho. Luckily, I get most of it out on stage.

I don't want to make more friends. I have four kids, I have plenty of friends, and all the personal relationships I need.

Cease to be a disobedient child in the school of experience, and begin to learn, with humility and patience, the lessons that are set for your ultimate perfection.

[On cloning sheep:] Oh great, just what we need - more sheep.

Wouldn't it be nice if roses could talk? I'm sure they could tell us such lovely things.

The bigger the budget, the less an audience is trusted, and that's the difference between a big-budget film and a small-budget film.

People don't know this, but early in your career, you don't just glide on to The Tonight Show.