Care is no cure, but rather corrosive, For things that are not to be remedied.

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.

The course of true love never did run smooth.

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late.

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

No legacy is so rich as honesty.

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.

It is not in our stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

The Eyes are the window to your soul

What a terrible era in which idiots govern the blind.

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

Suppression of love or hatred creates conflict.

Luck enters into every contingency. You are a fool if you forget it -- and a greater fool if you count upon it.

In the past, it was only in science fiction novels that you could read about ordinary people being able to go to space... But you laid the foundation for space tourism.

Disasters are funny to me. As a comedian you learn from failure, so I'm always trying to put myself in a situation that does not seem ideal for my comedy and see how it works.

God loves us as we are...not as we ought to be. because we are never going to be as we ought to be." --Brennan Manning

Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.

The revolutionary government is the despotism of liberty against tyranny

Jon shrugged. 'Girls get the arms but not the swords. Bastards get the swords but not the arms. I did not make the rules, little sister.

Crazy people don't sit around wondering if they're nuts.

So most skeptics who criticize us are really just misinformed and kind of ignorant. They're just assuming something about us. We're quite critical ourselves, but we're here to help people.