Careful, love. Prices aren't the only things I can cut in half!

It is better to be a pragmatist than a lunatic.

To labor in the arts for any reason other than love is prostitution.

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl.....straight until wet.

If you are going to achieve excellence in big things, you develop the habit in little matters. Excellence is not an exception, it is a prevailing attitude.

What you need is a fundamental humility - the belief that you can learn from anyone.

A writer has to true to him or herself. Period. That’s it!

There is but one genuine love potion - consideration.

When I joined an all-boys baseball team, my mom wasn't too happy. I proved to her (and to me) that I could do anything I set my mind to.

Shut up, already. Just once, could I get a demon with no vocal cords? (Anonymous) At least they’re not puking on us this time. (Wynter) Small favor that. (Anonymous)