Careless shepherd make excellent dinner for wolf.

Every man must wear out at least one pair of fools shoes.

Only very brave mouse makes nest in cat's ear.

Truth is rare fruit in garden of murder.

When the jig is up, there is no need for additional dancing.

Do not wave stick when trying to catch dog.

He turned to Miss Minerva. "I'm relying on you, at any rate. You've got a good mind. Anybody can see that.""Thank you, " she said."As good as a man's, " he added."Oh, now you've spoiled it!

Some of us find our lives abridged even before the paperback comes out.

I believe that the only way that the human race is gonna survive is to start colonizing space and setting up colonies on the moon, and then space stations.

Everybody is jumping up and down back in Russia. Probably lots of vodka, too.

Charity is suppose to cover up for a multitude of sins.

[C. Montgomery] Burns is much purer evil than Nixon was. I think it's the purity of his evil that attracts me as a comic character.

Keep it kickwriting at all costs too, that is, write only what kicks you and keeps you overtime awake from sheer mad joy.

I think if you have to make sandwiches to get a ring - you should do good things for your man, but I don't think I would do that.

I am driven by a greater force than I can resist. I believe that force has its own reason and its own morality even if they may never be clear to me while I am alive

I suppose comedy is my first love, in a way.