Caring about the quality of your work causes stress. Stress can kill you. Maintain good health by remembering that the stockholders are complete strangers who have never done anything for you.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

No matter what happened, he was Dex and I was Perry and that combination only led to trouble.

I don't fear fracking. I fear carbon

The huntsman took pity on her and said, "Run away into the woods, child, and never come back.

Every marriage tends to consist of an aristocrat and a peasant. Of a teacher and a learner.

I think my stubbornness has served me well. I just knew at an early age what I wanted to do and I was determined to be able to make it happen, no matter how long it took.

I felt like one of the boys. My friends were boys. In school I related to boys.

Tell your little mascot to get out of here, cause I have no problem flippin' the bird.

I always felt that if I was going to do a movie, I wanted it to be authentic.

If you can't do great things, do little things with great love. If you can't do them with great love, do them with a little love. If you can't do them with a little love, do them anyway.

Free, only want to be free, we huddle close, hang on to a dream.