Carlito likes to swap spit with men who don't want to be cool.

My daddy, or papa as Ilike to call him is always healthy. Sure, he had the herpes but he managed it very well!

Haha, you lose! I got your delicious Subway sandwich Jerry 'stupid' Lawler!

Those are real bottomlines, because Santino Marella say it be so!

I make love to the beautiful Maria and you make love to your stick!

You're not even in a restaurant, but... you got served!

These people are like sheep, if you were to ask them, who would like hepatitis, they are all going to cheer.

Don't make him anger please. I don't like it when he's anger.

It doesn't matter what I said!

The last time I saw that crooked stupid smile on your face, I got-a-so mad, but then I realized...that crooked stupid smile is there all the time.

I'm Jerry Lawler, I make fun of women because I have no self-esteem.

A blood line is something you're born into. A Family is something you create.

To refrain from imitation is the best revenge.

To judge between good or bad, between successful and unsuccessful would take the eye of a God.

Will, without reason, is a blind man's motion; will, against reason, is a madman's motion.

I walk in the realm of the supernatural.

I tend to make low-budget movies but, yeah, I make more money than I ever thought I would make.

If I want to be loved as I am, I have to be willing to love others as they are.

Generally my favorite remarks always come from my readers. I've had people say my books made them laugh, or cry, or that it frightened them late at night.

No one's really taking it seriously enough, being more kind of careful and cautious in planning your life out and trying to reach a goal. It takes a great deal of effort - and this cannot be taught.

People on the edge of love go with their heart and not their head.