Carlos Tevez is so rich that when he retires he'll never have to play football again

Can you believe that? A female linesman. Women don't know the offside rule.

People say footballers have terrible taste in music but I would dispute that. In the car at the moment I've got The Corrs, Cher, Phil Collins, Shania Twain and Rod Stewart.

If you don't hit the target, you're never gonna score

I don't like to see players tossed off needlessly.

The one thing that tackle wasn't was high and dangerous.

I was in Moldova airport and I went into the duty-free shop - and there wasn't a duty-free shop.

It's a lot harder to play football when you haven't got the ball.

I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their legs.

Darren Fletcher is the type of player who would walk over hot coals to play for his country, and he has done

Well you can't win the lottery if you don't have a ticket

You never suffer nearly as much as you imagine you suffer. You never suffer the illnesses you most dread nor the miseries that you fear.

We calculated the baseline requirement of diversity.

My dressing table was willed to me, with some of my furniture.

Convictions are variable; to be always consistent is to be sometimes dishonest.

There's no reason someone who has fought for their country should be homeless of jobless.

Winning the Stanley Cup in '99 was a dream come true. I'll never forget it.

Complete freedom from stress is death

Both could feel the relationship crumbling to pieces beneath the weight of everything that Gavin refused to say.

I love the idea of 'the one' but I actually believe that there isn't a Miss Right. There are 12,000 Miss Rights out there and it's all timing.

I only went to one Star Trek convention and that was in the late '80s. I hadn't gone to a convention before that. It was quite amusing, with the people dressed up and all of that.