Carlton Mellick III has the craziest book titles and the kinkiest fans!

Children see magic because they look for it.

He loved constantly, instantly, spontaneously, without thought or words. That's what he taught me. Love is not something you think about, it is a state in which you dwell. That was his gift.

It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.

If you think anyone is sane you just don’t know enough about them. The key — and this is very relevant in our case — is to find someone whose insanity dovetails with your own.

Oh, we are but soft and squishy bags of mortality rolling in a bin of sharp circumstance, leaking life until we collapse, flaccid, into our own despair.

Nobody's perfect... Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.

I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.

If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.

Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.

So hey, once Joshua heals your brother, you want to go do something, get some pomegranate juice, a falafel,or get married or something?

A revolution is not a bed of roses. A revolution is a struggle between the future and the past.

Man's best support is a very dear friend.

The best activities for your health are pumping and humping.

Let our opportunities overshadow our grievances.

I'd rather see a person with a natural mind and processed mind than a processed mind and a natural head.

And I was going to be damned if I was older than Batman.

I never dreamed of so much happiness when I was the Ugly Duckling!

With each new album: I need to kill the last version of me.

I haven't got a car or a house. I've got a wife, but I didn't pay for her! I spend all my money on my glorious wife. She's here with a knife at my throat!

I love being with my family, my friends, and my boyfriend.