Carrie Fay always says that nothing is really horrible unless it eats away your face.

You think I'm deranged! How refreshing. Everyone here takes me so seriously, it's a wonderful change to be thought mentally deficient.

Just because I'm flaunting it doesn't mean you can stare for hours on end. A polite ogle is appreciated and suitable for a flaunt. Slobbering is not.

...my soul bleeding tears of anguish

Maybe I could just James Bond my way down the cable if I draped the scarf over it, clinging to the ends as my body careened down it to safety-- Careened. What an ugly word that was

Dammit, Jim. I'm a Guardian, not a doctor.

Yes, he is a man, so genetically he's engineered to be dense about many things, but he's not stupid.

My heart sobbed a lament that was hard to ignore.

Yeah. I know. How stupid is it to French kiss a vampire and not expect sharp teeth?

Do you want me to ride you like a rented mule, or do you prefer to be Mr. Missionary Position? I'm fine with wither, so it doesn't matter to me.

You took a bath without me?" I smiled to myself at the accusation in his voice.

Many people pray to be kept out of unexpected problems. Some people pray to be able to confront and overcome them.

Doubt is unacceptable and should not enter you

It's easier to change what you do than people think it is. If you don't change, your field changes around you.

Most style is not honest enough.

The word is the most imprecise of signs. Only a science-obsessed age could fail to comprehend that this is its great virtue, not its defect.

I did successfully kick tobacco at the age of 34. I smoked for like 20 years, from 14 to 34.

Those who successfully go through tough times do so because they keep insisting.

I don't know whether I am ever bored. I never look at myself.

Do not falter or shrink; But just think out your work, And just work out your think.

Faith sir! She looks like the Old Course.