Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me.

Red Skelton... I broke into tears when I met him.

I went to Sirius Satellite Radio and did my show, Rapping With Rip.

Marty Richards is an angel on Earth. A producer that does what he says he'll do. He helped me greatly.

I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens.

Because someone stole Gregory Peck's star on Hollywood Blvd., I have hired a Brink's guard to protect my star!

I was supposed to be on the Tonight Show but I broke my shoulder instead.

Prayer enables you to tap into God's wisdom anywhere, anytime, no matter what's going on.

You are so brave and quiet I forget you are suffering.

I ain't the type for begging, I am not the type to plead. If she don't change those evil ways, I'm gonna make her bleed.

Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning.

Without love and laughter there is no joy; live amid love and laughter.

Let your heart beat for music. Don't be a DJ for the wrong reasons, do it because you have a passion for it.

I long for the days when grosses were not even known. There was no weekend competition.

I'm not in a rush to do anything. And I wouldn't say I pick and choose. When it comes to producers picking people for roles I don't think it's between me and Tom Cruise, do you know what I mean?

The human brain is generally regarded as a complex web of adaptations built into the nervous system, even though no one knows how.

If something sticks around long enough that it makes it to seasonal D.V.D. release, I'll watch it. That's how I watched 'The Sopranos'.