Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't.

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop.

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

Those with no one to blame are alone with their grief.

I only write when the spirit moves me ... and the spirit moves me every day. William Faulkner, Oxford, Mississippi

If you really think that the enviroment is less important than the economy, try holding your breath while you count your money.

To be honest, I think kids have got a lot more going on than adults. They've got their heads screwed on a lot better.

There seems to be a hypnotic quality to ambition and speed, so that you feel that you are standing still just because you want to go so fast. You might actually be getting close to your goal.

You can’t break me because you didn’t make me.

The world is like a great empty dream. Why should one toil away one's life?

I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that... day.

THESE are the desolate, dark weeks when nature in its barrenness equals the stupidity of man. The year plunges into night and the heart plunges lower than night.