Carry your Bible and live by it. There's a better chance that you will stay married if that much is true for either one of you - male or female.

Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas.

Women with whiskers... its a bummer.

If you can find a nice pretty country girl that can cook and carries her bible, now there's a woman.

I want my grandkids to grow up in the great outdoors. The last thing I want is for them to grow up to be nerds.

I will not give or back off from my path.

My mission today is to go forth and tell people about why I follow Christ and also what the bible teaches, and part of that teaching is that women and men are meant to be together.

Whether you're talking about bees, dogs, or women, pain can come upon you quickly from either one of em.

Our founding fathers started this country and built it on God and His Word, and this country sure would be a better place to live and raise our children if we still followed their ideals and beliefs.

I guess the GOP may be more desperate than I thought to call somebody like me.

I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person.

We are saved by faith alone, but the faith that saves is never alone.

the best of" show was completely gone and we were in big trouble, except we didn't really care.

No one can say no to your success and happiness because God has already said yes on the day you were born.

Conservation is a positive exercise of skill and insight, not merely a negative exercise of abstinence and caution.

He is careful of what he reads, for that is what he will write. He is careful of what he learns, for that is what he will know.

I talked about the stuff so openly that people are able to connect and relate. I put everything out there [into the network], and if I'm having a bad time, people know about it.

I feel like I've gotten to the point where when I get tired of making art I can make a smooth transition into making music and vice versa. There is always something to do.

In a marriage, you and your partner come first. And unless you and your partner are happy, that kid's never going to be happy.

For me, drum elements are like hieroglyphics - I think of a certain physical figure, and a little three-dimensional glyph will appear in my mind as I'm playing.

You don't teach information in a writing workshop.