[Carter just asked when I became a ram whisperer. Do shut up, Carter]

Being a hero doesn’t mean you’re invincible. It just means that you’re brave enough to stand up and do what’s needed.

I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts" - Leo Valdez

I try very hard to be annoying. Don’t insult my ability to annoy.

"We're staying together," he promised. "You're not getting away from me. Never again."

Narcissus turned and scowled at Leo. “Who are you?” “I’m the Super-sized McShizzle, man!” Leo said. “I’m Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme. And the ladies love a bad boy.

This is Leo. I'm the... What's my title? Am I like, admiral, or captain, or..." "Repair boy." "Very funny, Piper.

Survive first. Figure out crayon drawing of destiny later.

You must forge your own path for it to mean anything.

Leo: Rainbows. Very macho. Annabeth: Butch is our best equestrian, he gets along great with the pegasi. Leo: Rainbows, ponies... Butch: I'm gonna toss you off this chariot.

It's always hard to wrap up a series. The longer I spend with the characters, the more they become like friends.

The success of a man should be measured not by his income but by his tax returns.

School should become the place where teachers, not just students, learn.

Lord what fools these mortals be!

If people don't like me, I become very plain.

I know if I stopped hosting 'Wine Library TV,' we'd probably lose 75 percent of our audience, but the remaining 25 percent is still a big number.

Don't do business with anyone who has a history of suing people.

I'm comfortable and confident about the future.

we always misunderstood ourselves, and rarely understood others

According to ancient mythology, trees link the Earth to the sky. In this respect trees link humans to another world.

It's absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.