Cat angels are the reason there are no mice angels.

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win.

Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.

Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.

If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

I don't know what to say so I'll just say what's in my heart...badoom, badoom, badoom.

Human has no experience at all aboutliving in a peaceful world without war.

Love seeks the best. Love endures all times. Love never changes.

Doubt is the limit of progress.

We usually don't realize the thing that is defining our identity until that thing is taken away.

To love all ages yield surrender

Ben Scott couldn't be afraid of the supernatural. He didn't believe in the supernatural. Ben Scott was firmly convinced that he didn't believe in anything,

I love ghosts, I prefer ghosts to some people.

No matter how much work a man can do, no matter how engaging his personality may be, he will not advance far in business if he cannot work through others.

For the uttering sweetly and properly the conceit of the mind, English hath it equally with any other tongue in the world.

Don't foul, don't flinch-hit the line hard.