Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn

I don't agree that life favors the prepared mind because life made me lose my mind.

When you act with your heart, the universe conspires to help with your act.

And for all of you at home, you are all welcome to visit my store. You are also welcome to park off you motherparking parks, and go park yourself. But remember, don't park in a handicapped spot.

It's insane to me to ask anybody to be what they're not. Know what you know the best, love the most. That's always going to be the answer to the thing that you have the best shot at winning at.

After I set out to refute Christianity intellectually and couldn't, I came to the conclusion the Bible was true and Jesus Christ was God's Son.

A sweater is like life, you get nothing out of it that you don't put into it!

A person soon learns how little he knows when a child begins to ask questions.

Most movies are made today for teenage boys. Once in a while a good one comes along.

The natural progress of the works of men is from rudeness to convenience, from convenience to elegance, and from elegance to nicety.

In many ways, people growing up with the Web and now the Semantic Web take the power at their fingertips for granted.