Catherine! Get out of my way. I need to have a word with that thing." Since she usually called Bones "filthy animal", I assumed "thing" meant Ian.

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

The world is quite right. It does not have to be consistent.

I have had a lot of readers of my book tell me that they like it, but so far only two reviews have been listed. Could you help?

Only He who really lived a human life (and I presume that only one did) can fully taste the horror of death.

Truth is truth, though from an enemy, and spoken in malice.

To a small man every greater is an exaggeration.

It's time to raise a generation of participants, not another generation of fans.

Tammy Faye said, "I am so happy that Jessica Hahn is so ugly, because now I don't feel so bad."

I'm scared. What will tomorrow bring? It has to be better than today. It has to.

Never test the depth of river with both the feet.

The ballparks have gotten too crowded. That's why nobody goes to see the game anymore.