Catholic girls with tiny little mustaches.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

It turned out that capitalism alone could make people not only rich and happy but also poor, hungry, miserable, and powerless.

Many say exploration is part of our destiny, but it's actually our duty to future generations and their quest to ensure the survival of the human species.

A casino in South Dakota was robbed by a man dressed as a mummy. The police described the suspect as anywhere between 25 and 8,000 years old.

Is it a bad sign when you see the person you're dating and get the same feeling as if you just saw police lights in you're rear view mirror?

If you're going to be alive and on this planet, you have to, like, suck the marrow out of every day and get the most out of it.

Pilot season is always crazy because you audition for a million things, and really, in the end, it's not up to you.

I like really sparse electronics, lush arrangements, and interesting chord structures.

What is guilt? It is moral self-reproach-I did wrong when it was possible to have done otherwise.

Good ideas need good strategy to realize their potential.

The family has a social function and so it should be sustained.