Catholicism has changed tremendously in recent years. Now when Communion is served there is also a salad bar.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

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The only menace is inertia.

We're all real people with moments of intense honesty and pathos and humanity. We all experience that, whether you're comedic or not.

Life is indeed precious, and I believe the death penalty helps affirm this fact.

One of the greatest reforms that could be, in these reforming days ... would be to have women architects. The mischief with the houses built to rent is that they are all male contrivances.

Friends will not only live in harmony, but in melody.

When a nation's young men are conservative, its funeral bell is already rung.

A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.

Everybody makes mistakes. You have to be careful when you make your mistakes. Now is not a good time to make a mistake.

If all you can do is crawl, start crawling.