Cats are unpredictable because they're wild and domestic at the same time. Watching a cat's behavior is like a small window into the wild.

A lot of my humor centers on the act of telling jokes and I think this can prevent certain audiences from suspending their feeling of disbelief. It might piss a few people off, but I can't help it.

I'm not sure why I like cats so much. I mean, they're really cute obviously. They are both wild and domestic at the same time.

I like the comedians that go into detail and tell longer stories.

Love is such a confusing word. You think I'm joking but I'm not.

I think narcissists are endlessly watchable. The way they view the world and the way they interact within the world.

In real life, comedians aren't funny.

I knew that if I was going to write a book, I was going to have to read one, too.

I tend to a lot of improvisational ranting, and that's fun. For me, stand-up has been, performance-wise, a really good outlet.

I like doing all different types of comedy - stand-up, sketch, movies, TV. I like to try everything.

Maybe in 10 years,I'll only be doing "classical" comedy. Or crashing my car into trees.

It might be well enough to wander if you've a place and people to come back to, but I tell you now there's no desolation like wanting to go home and truly not knowing where it is.

I realized I was never going to have any peace with myself unless I made an honest stab at trying to write.

And Vin liked solitude. When you're alone, no one can betray you

This son taught that any man who did not believe that piece of ignorance and priestly lying would go to hell and burn eternally in fire and brimstone.

Everybody who is not awake spiritually is totally identified with and run by their thinking mind - the incessant voice in the head.

I think America has a brilliant future.

The pervert." "He prefers to think of himself as sexual deviant." "Semantics.

To have a job you can count on as an actor is so rare, whether that means belonging to a regional theater company or being on TV.

Evie ” came his faint whisper “I’m going to your mother see…she’s got ’em to leave a back door open…so I can steal into ’eaven.

Prayer is the arena where our faith meets God's abilities.