Cats hate a closed door, you know, regardless of which side they're on. If they're out, they want to get in, and if they're in, they want to get out.

Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic.

To understand a cat, you must realize that he has has own gifts, his own viewpoint, even his own morality

A library card is the start of a lifelong adventure.

Dogs have their day but cats have 365.

No one ever owns a cat...you share a common habitation on a basis of equal rights and mutual respects...although somehow the cat always comes out ahead of the deal.

...if you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!

The way to test a man's sincerity is to serve him a bad cup of coffee. If he doesn't comment, he is not to be trusted.

At dinner time he would sit in a corner, concentrating; and suddenly they would say, 'Time to feed the cat,' as if it were their idea.

Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut?

When you don't know what to do with yourself, do something for someone else.

Whenever I think of something but can't think of what it was I was thinking of, I can't stop thinking until I think I'm thinking of it again. I think I think too much.

Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.

The universe does not have a purpose, but we do have! Our purpose is to re-shape this purposeless universe in a way that it will not be able to kill us!

I would like to direct.

People think they own time. They have watches and clocks and digital pulses. But they are wrong. Time owns them.

It is the childlike mind that finds the kingdom.

Leaving this life is just like going from one room to another and closing the door.

Something you hear a lot is that feminism dead. But if feminism is dead, why do people try so hard to kill it?

In times gone by there lived a Count of Ponthieu, who loved chivalry and the pleasures of the world beyond measure, and moreover was a stout knight and a gallant gentleman

I'm a cheap date! I don't do what the average these days so.