Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.

If a grasshopper tries to fight a lawnmower, one may admire his courage but not his judgement.

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

I never learned from a man who agreed with me.

A generation which ignores history has no past — and no future.

Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events.

May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.

It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.

A student must be humbled to trained by teacher.

Discouragement is your greatest enemy

Democracy, the deceitful theory that the Jew would insinuate - namely, that theory that all men are created equal.

I give everyone the benefit of the doubt.

All children need their fathers, but boys especially need fathers to teach them how to be men.

I never could be so happy as you. Till I have your disposition, your goodness, I never can have your happiness.

You don't know a good thing until it's gone.And found something else

The young are just as opinionated as the old, but have more exciting things to do than sit around airing their opinions all day.

What we seek in the end is not unconditional love but a love for which we, uniquely in all the world, meet all the conditions.

Money, horse racing and women: three things the boys just can't figure out.