Cats names are more for human benefit. They give one a certain degree more confidence that the animal belongs to you.

Few women care to be laughed at and men not at all, except for large sums of money.

As a writer one is allowed to have conversations with oneself. What is considered sane in writers is made for the rest of the human race.

The darker the subject, the more light you must try to shed on the matter. And vice versa.

There is a school of thought that believes that sleep is for the night. You appear to be out to disprove them.

A comedy is just a tragedy interrupted, I once said. Do you finish with the kiss or when she opens her eyes to tell him she loves him and sees blonde hairs on his collar?

There are very few people on top of life, and the rest of us don't like them very much.

If you are flattering a woman, it pays to be a little more subtle. You don't have to bother with men, they believe any compliment automatically.

A gentleman ... sleeps at his work. That's what work's for. Why do you think they have the SILENCE notices in the library? So as not to disturb me in my little nook behind the biography shelves.

Salad, I can't bear salad. It grows while you're eating it, you know.

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates.

Flow is the nature of energy

Fear is created not by the world around us but in the mind by what we think is going to happen.

Classical and romantic: private language of a family quarrel, a dead dispute over the distribution of emphasis between man and nature.

Life is a never-ending school, and the really important lessons all tend to teach man his proper relation to the environment where he must live.

Can't we sleep ten minutes more? I was having a lovely dream about sneezing without covering my mouth, and giving everybody germs.

The only people who put iced tea in Jack Daniel's bottles is the Clash baby!

Self-love is more cunning than the most cunning man in the world.

My assistants generally do all the flowers and all of the decorative work. I concentrate on the figure.

The church converteth the whole world by blood and prayer.

Most new jobs won't come from our biggest employers. They will come from our smallest. We've got to do everything we can to make entrepreneurial dreams a reality.